Katy Perry Covers Rebecca Black, Flashes Her Vagina in The Process

Last night Katy Perry sang her rendition of Rebecca Black’s “hit” song “Friday” during a concert in Melbourne, and it was just straight-up weird.

First of all, you cannot tell me that this girl has a good voice live. Sure, she’s got an impressive range, but what good does that do her if her actual tone is awful? It just seems like she’s got this great big voice and no real sense of style.

Secondly, speaking of style, I was so distracted by the split up the front of her dress and that the diaper-ish bikini bottoms underneath kept popping out as she moved her legs. And it’s clipped together by what? A sparkly orange slice? I’m pantless and wearing a t-shirt that says “This is What Cool Looks Like,” on the front of it, and even I can tell you that that outfit’s a boiling hot mess.

Can we be done with “Friday?” Can we be done with Katy Perry? Can we just lock both her and the song away somewhere and try to forget we ever allowed either of them to happen?